Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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