Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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