Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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