No, you can still breathe under the balls.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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