sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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