hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
is it fun? or sober?
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