he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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