problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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