I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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