In the future we'll all be gay
i jhust puked up my retainher.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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