Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
A+ Viking dick
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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