Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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