i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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