haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Randomize
