shes about as inviting as chlamydia
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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