What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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