this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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