White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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