She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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