he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
organizing the empties. That sober.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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