My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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