he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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