I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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