You don't have asthma, your pregnant
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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Sext me about skeletons
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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