I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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