DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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