i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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