just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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