I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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