As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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