But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Randomize
