You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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