i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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