Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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