i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
worst night to have a conscience
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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