Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Randomize
