I wannas sexs uuuuu
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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