my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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