Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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