Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
