she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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