I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
