He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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