I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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