I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
