Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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