I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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