Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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