Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
this boner is exhausting
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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