best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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