You surviving the open bar?
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No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I think your dad took our porno
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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