eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize
