Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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