there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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