i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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