But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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