How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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