he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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