How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
