The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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