I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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